Why aren’t you in an open relationship yet? Carla Bruni Sarkozy, wife of ex-French President Nicolas Sarkozy, famously “prefers polygamy and polyandry.” Reveal magazine quoted Will Smith as saying that he and wife Jada Pinkett-Smith allow each other extra-marital dalliances. Oprah did a segment on open marriages. And both YourTango contributor Jenny Block and Village Voice sex columnist Tristan Taormino have brand new books out on open relationships.

All of this talk of free love is enough to make women who prefer old-fashioned monogamy feel a bit, well, old-fashioned. But if history can teach us anything, the open relationship bandwagon will come and go, which is a good thing because most women still benefit from and prefer monogamy.

Why? Women still generally do more work in relationships than men do and openness requires even more diligence than a regular relationship; women are taught to care more about relationships and risk more for them than men, so non-monogamy raises the stakes more for us. And, despite today’s female open relationship proponents, it’s men who typically initiate and prefer non-monogamy.

People yearn for sexual variety, and now that we live longer than ever, it’s unrealistic to imagine a couple staying together fifty years without a single affair.

And in fact, statistics show twenty percent of men and thirteen percent of women cheat on their spouse. But open relationships are not the solution, says Ayala Pines, psychologist and author of Romantic Jealousy, because jealousy and envy are just as hardwired as monogamy.

Only a third of monogamous marriages survive cheating because of the jealousy and lingering sense of betrayal, says Pines. And the success rate for open relationships is not any better for similar reasons. “In my experience with open relationships,” she says, “the couple goes back to monogamy or else to illicit affairs. Or, it ends in divorce.”

Another reason why open relationships don’t work in practice for a lot of women is because they’re simply too time-consuming. Block is up front about the work involved in juggling a husband and a girlfriend.

An excerpt of her book on Huffingtonpost.com, Life In An Open Marriage: The Four (Not-So-Easy) Steps prompted one HuffPo commenter to say, “I’m exhausted just reading about all the ‘work’ and never-ending ‘communication’ about feelings, situations, jealousy, worry, etc. It all sounds like much more effort than its worth (IMO).”

Likewise, Taormino’s Opening Up: A Guide to Creating and Sustaining Open Relationships is an intimidating 300 pages, in which the kind of person who is successful at non-monogamy is described as someone committed to knowing themselves “on a deep level,” a process she says might include “psychotherapy and counseling, reading, writing, journaling, blogging, attending workshops and peer support groups, meditation, and various spiritual practices.”

While the idea of openness may be appealing to some women, it’s hard to imagine many of us finding the time to juggle a second relationship. Especially those of us with careers and children.

Open relationships are being billed as the wave of the future, but they’ve actually gone in and out of style every few decades, never becoming more than a fringe movement. According to Susan Squire, author of I Don’t: A Contrarian History of Marriage, “there have been experiments of mate-swapping in the 19th century and again in the 70s and in a few Utopian societies, but it never seems to stick. It doesn’t work or only works for a short period of time. Then, history cycles, marriage cycles, and everything repeats itself.”

The last time open marriages (often known as polyandry, free love, friends with benefits, et al were in vogue was during the sexual revolution of the late sixties and seventies. In 1972, the landmark book Open Marriage, documented Nena and George O’Neill’s attempts to redefine marriage and open up their relationship to other partners. It was a runaway bestseller and, like today, promoted the impression that open marriages were the way of the future. By 1977, Nena O’Neill had published The Marriage Premise, which argued that fidelity was not such a bad thing after all.

Squire herself got caught up in what she calls “the five minutes of open relationships” in the seventies. In her first marriage, she says, “we did this thing where we had to tell each other but we could fuck whoever we wanted. Did it work? No. I remember him calling me to tell me he was drinking with some woman, and saying ‘I’m going to go sleep with some woman, do you mind?’ Of course I minded. When faced with that, I wasn’t into it. And the reverse was true as well.”

Pines brings up another X factor of open relationships. Despite all the progress of feminism, she says “women are still socialized to care more about relationships and desire commitment more than men.” Just consider the multi-billion dollar wedding industry and the success of happily-ever-after rom-coms and shows like Sex and the City.

We are also more likely to devote our lives to children, family, and spouse. In short, the stakes are higher if there’s to be an emotional fallout from an open relationship. In Woody Allen’s ménage a trois flick Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Javier Bardem’s character is flagrantly trying to bed three women. The women agree, but Vicky falls in love with him, and is tormented. And Christina agrees to merely being the extra “salt” in the relationship between Bardem and jealous ex-wife Maria Elena.

Bardem is unflappable. Everyone in the theater laughs knowingly — for Bardem it’s about sex. But the women always seem to have a little too much invested, a little too much to lose.

And this isn’t just the stuff of a Woody Allen fantasy. Men are typically the ones who initiate open relationships. According to a 2016 survey, 1 in 5 out of almost 9,000 single people say that they have been in an open relationship at least once in their lives. The gender gap is due partially to the sexual habits of gay men, who are more likely than women or straight men to be in non-monogamous arrangements.

But, it’s also that “men tend to prefer open relationships more than women do,” says Pines, who has decades of clinical and research experience on the subject, “because their preference for casual sex far exceeds women’s.”

It’s intriguing that Block and Taormino, two of today’s loudest advocates for open relationships, are women. Historically, it’s been men who’ve advocated for polyandry and men who’ve benefited. “In the ancient world, men were never expected to be faithful,” says Squire.

And women were severely punished for extra-marital affairs primarily because it threatened patrilineal culture, where the paternity of a child would be in question if the woman strayed. In the last three or four centuries, the Lutheran marriage model of sexual fidelity has become the standard, which has given women a more equal stake in {{ romantic }} partnerships.

Let’s be clear; I’m not dating a musician, I am the musician. Although I can’t say that my significant other is a musician, I am still fully aware of all the difficulties of dating a musician.

By musician, I don’t necessarily mean someone who makes a living playing music. It’s actually incredibly difficult to make a decent amount of money as a musician. What I mean is someone whose passion in life is playing music. It’s someone who turns to music to express themselves; it’s their true form of communication. Musicians are emotional, complex, deep, and passionate. They express themselves in a very vulnerable way through their music. It doesn’t matter if they sing, play an instrument, song-write, or all three. Music is their way of connecting with the world.

It’s difficult dating a musician because, most of the time, you’re not going to be able to understand the unexplainable passion they have for music. It’s not just a hobby for them; it’s a way of life. There are certain things you need to know if you find yourself dating a musician.

1. If they’re upset, it’s best to let them play their music before trying to talk to them.

Musicians have A LOT of feelings. There are going to be times when they don’t want to be around you because they have too many feelings. When they play their music it allows them to release their feelings. It’s best to just wait it out and let them play their music to cool down.

2. They think of their instrument as their child.

A musician’s instrument is one of their most valuable possessions. You shouldn’t try touching or playing it without their permission (and most of the time they won’t even give you that). They are also going to spend a lot of money on their instrument and related equipment. Don’t question them about these spending habits; they’ll only get offended.

3. One of the most frustrating things for them is when they have ‘writer’s block’.

You thought this was only applicable to writers? Think again. If a musician can’t put their feelings onto paper, it means they’re unable to get all those feelings out. When a musician is having trouble composing or doesn’t like anything they’re coming up with, watch out. They’re not going to be in a good mood.

4. Don’t give your opinion on their original music unless asked.

A musician’s original music is like a portal into their mind. They are generally pouring all their heartfelt emotions into their music, leaving them vulnerable and emotional. Most of the times they’re not writing this music for anyone else. It’s hurtful to have work that is so personal criticized. And when they do ask for their opinion, you should feel honored. It means they’re genuinely trying to improve their music and value what you have to say.

5. Concerts are where musicians feel most alive and inspired.

For musicians, concerts are like art galleries. It’s where they go to see a fellow musician express their art forms. Musicians don’t want to go to a concert because it’s a cute date-night idea. They go to find inspiration and to appreciate the music of someone else who understands music like they do.

6. Don’t tell them they will never be as good as another musician.

Musicians know that they will probably never be as good as legendary music icons. It’s not about being the best; it’s about playing their music and expressing themselves. If your significant other is a musician, don’t tell them they’ll never achieve what other great musicians have. Not only is this incredibly mean, but it shows that you don’t understand what music means to them.

7. Don’t ask them to write a song for you.

You’d be surprised how many people have asked me to write a song for them. If I’m being forced under obligation to write you a song chances are it won’t have a very personal meaning. With the exception of maybe a few musicians, it’s difficult to produce a great song on demand. If you really want us to make a worthwhile song about you, wait until we voluntarily do it.

8. Be prepared that there may be songs written about you.

Romantic relationships and heartbreak are almost always the inspiration behind a musician’s songs. While we may write you a really touching song, we can just as easily write a really nasty song. Like I have said, original music is a reflection of the musician’s feelings. If I don’t have positive feelings towards you then the song I write might not be that nice either.

9. If they’re inspired to write something, anything else they may be doing will stop.

It’s true that creativity comes in random bursts. When they get inspired to write something, nothing else will matter until they put those thoughts to a page. It doesn’t matter if they’re going to be late, missing a TV show, or something is burning on the stove; their music comes first.

10. You’re probably not going to get as much sleep as you’re used to.

This isn’t as dirty as it sounds. Musicians are known for practicing at all hours of the day or night. If they’re inspired, like I already said, then nothing else matters. It’s a good idea to invest in some earplugs and be ready to apologize to the neighbors.

It is definitely not always easy to date a musician. They are passionate, emotionally-driven and generally put their music before everything. With that being said, there are obviously so many benefits that come with dating a musician. They are artistic, able to express their emotions, and can make you feel like the only person in the world when they write that first song for you. Musicians may be emotional and complicated at times, but we are well worth it.